12:04 a.m. - Monday, Aug. 18, 2003
How Idiotic The Whole Iraq Thing Is..
I found something funny awhile back. It�s a comic strip called �Pearls before Swine� from Thursday July 17, 2003.
Basically it�s a rat who is a reporter for the NY Times. As he writes for his story---
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(Rat, sitting at his typewriter writing his story.....)
....BAGHDAD...Today in Baghdad, I found all of the weapons of mass destruction. They were hidden in a downtown convenience store.
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The weapons were right behind the counter, just to the left of the adult magazines. I asked the store�s clerks, Punjab and Abu, how it was that Hans Blix could have missed these.
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�Well,� said Punjab, �It looked like Blix was headed straight for them, when suddenly, he made a beeline for the girlie magazines.� �Yeah,� added Abu, �That Blix is one lonely guy.�
It�s true I guess, you really can find ANYTHING in a convenience store.
